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windspray:

how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow

(via gnarly)

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian, via virginity)

follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

(Source: straighthater, via trust)

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

(via okusuck)

indsie:

u guys remember when mr krabs popped a huge molly?image

(Source: indsie, via gnarly)